Welcome aboard the Jungle Cruise! We’re now leaving the last outpost of civilization and entering the jungle by way of the Irrawaddy river of Burma.
Now please watch out for these carnivorous vines right over there. Last week, one of them reached into the back of the boat and pulled a woman right out. It was awful! And just before she disappeared, she was feeling just vine.
Just a little bit of Jungle Cruise humor for you.
I couldn’t be more thrilled to be leaving for Disney World in less than a month where I will be beginning my grand adventure. Hey, I might even get to travel down the Nile River, and if you don’t believe me, well, you’re just in de-nile. (Get it!?!?!)
Speaking of grand and magical journeys, you know you’re excited about going to Disney World when everywhere you look something reminds you of Disney. The red apple you had for lunch is Snow White’s poisonous apple, you refer to your clothing as your costume, you arrange your food in order to resemble Mickey and a Disney princess song is never far from your lips.
Ah, yes life is good. School is over (forever) and in just a few weeks I’ll be residing in one of the top vacation spots in the world. If you’re concerned about me suffering in the warm breeze which gently rustles the palm trees and luscious plant life and brings in the scent of ocean . . . well, don’t worry! I’ll be perfectly fine with my pal Mickey Mouse! Somehow, amid all that sunshine, sand and magic, I’ll survive all those attractions and Mickey ice creams.
As we approach the dock, please keep your hands inside the boat, I sure don’t want my new dock ruined. If you liked your ride my name is Esther, if you didn’t my name is Jane and I work on the Submarine Voyage.
Good-bye for now and have a magical day!